homosocks:

shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests

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icegrill:

brainfried:

remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna”

that shit fucked me up

and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent

i was like “damn……”

i brought this line up once and my friend said “yeah wayne go off u ever notice when u eat lasagna its pretty quiet there’s no crunching or chewing” i was like my nigga

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intimateaff3ction:

hacheload:

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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ADVENTURES OF CAR DINOSAUR

cherish him forever

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  • things we hated as children:being spanked and naps
  • things we love as adults:being spanked and naps
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mileecyris:

"youre old enough to make your own appointments"image

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dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

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